THE CHESS MONSTER DECIDES TO ' 'TALK'

HELLO EARTHLINGS ! MY SPACE SHIP JUST LANDED ON/AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EAST RIVER... EYE BELIEVE THIS BODY OF WATER IS LOCATED IN THE CONCRETE CITY OF "YORK' THAT IS "NEW". PLEEEEZE DO NOT CONFUSE LITTLE OL' ME WITH... THE ...CHEST MONSTER....A NICE LADY TELLYPHONE OPERATOR WHO
OWNS THE MAGIC VOICE BOX NUMBERS: (212) 252-5130...WILL BE GLAD TO EXPLAIN FURTHER DETAILS ABOUT THE "MIX-UP".
THE ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE OF MY THROAT PREVENTS ME FROM ACTUALLY PERFORMING TALKY-TALK" OF ...THE ENGLISH 'SPEAK'.... BUT HOWEVER COMMA EYE CAN....'HEAR' THE ALPHABET LETTERS ...THAT "SPEAK IN SILENCE ....( THIS IS CALLED 'READING"?)
MY SECRET MISSION IS TO TEACH ALL HUMAN BEANS THE GAME THAT IS : 'EASY TO LEARN .... BUT HARD TO PLAY."

NEVER EVER FORGET" "THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR A GAME OF CHESS!"